The Worst Film In My DVD Collection….Ninja Squad.

Ninja Squad, starring the irrepressible Richard Harrison as ‘Gordon the Ninja’, was a regrettable impulse buy from a bargain bucket back in 2007.   This film features the first ninja I’ve ever seen to exclusively use a machine gun as a weapon…he’s called Billy!  See 37 seconds for the worst ninja in history.  Everyone knows real ninjas wear headbands that say ninja on them. Anyway, here’s the monumental final confrontation…between 2 people that barely feature in the rest of the film.  Who will prevail?  “Bully, what are you going to do about work? I don’t think your ninja skills will help you find a job.”

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