Great One-Liners (Part 2)


“I’m 6”5, 220 pounds and there’s two of me!” The Social Network

“they attract bears, they can smell the menstruation!”
“You hear that Ron? Now you’re putting the whole team in jeopardy!” Anchorman

“Wow, you almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife..” Zombieland

“I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?” Pulp Fiction

“Ah! Shit i’ve been shot!”
“I don’t fucking believe this could everyone stop getting shot!” Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

“Quaffable, but uh… far from transcendent” Sideways

“The Almighty says, “Don’t change the subject, just answer the fuckin’ question!”  Braveheart

“Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos” The Big Lebowski

 “Are these the Nazis, Walter?”
“No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.” The Big Lebowski

“Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?”
“No, Donny. These men are cowards.”  The Big Lebowski

“I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad.”  Kicking and Screaming

“You discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, possibly extra-terrestrial in nature, and you kicked its head in.” Attack The Block 


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