Great One-Liners (Part 1)

Off the top of my head here are some of my favourite one liners….

“Everybody panic! It’s just like the Titanic but it’s full of bears!”  Semi-Pro

“Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?”
“Fuck off! We’re the People’s Front of Judea”  Monty Python’s Life of Brian 

“I’ve got hostages and everything…like XBOX’s counterstrike!”  Four Lions

“He’ll be in heaven before his head hits the ceiling!” Four Lions

“Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!”  Dr Strangelove

 (Ron Burgundy after jumping into the bear enclosure) “I immediately regret this decision” Anchorman

“It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice.”  Anchorman

“How tall are you, private?”
“Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.”
“Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.”  Full Metal Jacket

“You’re one ugly motherfucker!”  Predator

“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”  Wedding Crashers

” Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”  Pulp Fiction

“I can’t believe it’s the same car!”  “Well, lets not start sucking each other dicks quite yet gentlemen” Pulp Fiction

” Aw man i shot Marvin in the face!”  Pulp Fiction

“It’s a mess ain’t it sheriff”   “If it ain’t it’ll do until the mess gets here.” No Country For Old Men

“Climbing the mountain of conflict”? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!  In The Loop

“You know they’re all kids in Washington? It’s like Bugsy Malone, but with real guns.”  In The Loop

Jamie: Well, if it isn’t Humpty Numpty.
Simon: What is this? Surround bollocking?
Jamie: Hey, with due respect, I hadn’t finished. If it isn’t Humpty Numpty sitting on top of a collapsing wall like some clueless egg cunt! Now, I’m finished.  In The Loop

Simon: So what are we going back to, apart from a nice cup of tea and some knife crime?
Toby: Constituency surgery in Northamptonshire.
Simon: Oh, great. Meeting my constituents. It’s like being Simon Cowell, only without the ability to say, “Fuck off, you’re mental”  In The Loop


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